Dessert test

Mine was Chocolate cake with chocolate icing!

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose (sorry, you can only pick one)! Trust me...this is very accurate. Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

REMEMBER - No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning.

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above.

ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU. DON'T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR DESSERT CHOICE IN THE SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT.

Here are your choices:

1. Angel Food Cake
2. Brownies
3. Lemon Meringue Pie
4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing
5. Strawberry Short Cake
6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing
7. Ice Cream
8. Carrot Cake

No, you can't change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about what your choice will be.

OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you... SCROLL DOWN---No Cheating































1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE -- Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

2. BROWNIES -- You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humour and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

3. LEMON MERINGUE -- Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent caregiver and a good teacher. But don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE -- Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted on in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like to do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING -- Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM -- You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE -- You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends. You were meant to lead and teach others. A wonderful role model.

911 call.....speechless

Just heard this clip from Z103.5 morning show today...omg...have to share this!!!

Some cute jokes on marriage

幸福婚姻

一位男子到圖書館借書，
他問圖書館的女職員：
「請問《婚姻的幸福生活》這本書放在哪裡？」
「是幻想小說，到右邊第三排櫃子去找。」
「那麼《夫妻的相處之道》這本書又放在哪裡？」
「是武俠小說，到左邊第一排櫃子找吧！」
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時光倒流

妻：「老王說，如果時間能倒流十年，他會毫不猶豫的把我從你手裡搶走。」
夫：「告訴他，如果時間能倒流十年，我會毫不猶豫的把你讓給他。」
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絕代佳人

夫：「為什麼漂亮的女人都不願意生孩子呢？」
妻：「因為她們都是『絕代』佳人嘛！」
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傷害人

兇辣狠毒的妻子問她的丈夫：「你到底愛不愛我呢」
夫︰「愛啊！」妻：「你是不是怕傷害我才這麼說的！」

夫︰「不，我是怕你傷害我！」
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告白

一天一個醜女向喜歡的男孩告白
女：「我很喜歡你啊......」
男：「我不適合你的~~」
女：「你討厭我什麼？我可以改！！」
男：「你喜歡我什麼？我改」
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求婚

太太問：「為何你向我求婚前要飲酒壯膽？是否怕我拒絕你？」
丈夫：「我是飲酒之後一時大意向你求婚罷了~~」
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不是好人

斑馬深愛著小鹿，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
斑馬大吼：「為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？」
小鹿膽怯地說：「我媽說了，紋身的都是不良少年。」


熊貓深愛著小象，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
熊貓大吼：「為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？」

小象膽怯地說：「我媽說了，戴墨鏡的都是不良少年」


小雞深愛著小鴨，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
小雞大吼：「為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？」
小鴨膽怯地說：「我媽說了，叫「雞」的都不是好人。」


蜘蛛深愛著螞蟻，表達愛意時卻遭到拒絕。
蜘蛛大吼：「為什麼？這一切都是為什麼？」
螞蟻膽怯地說：「我媽說了，成天在網上呆著的都不是好人。」